Paper Towel

Noun
A normal sized towel used to dry things that are wet. The Paper Towel is not particularly useful for projects involving large masses of fluids. It typically falls apart following first few uses because of its limited durability seeing as how it is only made of paper. It is commonly associated with drying humans, drying dogs, and drying cats. It is typical to go through several Paper Towels when drying large breed dogs following a bath or similar activity

"Oh no, I spilled my jug of lemonade!" said Doug.
"Don't worry, I have my Paper Towel right here,"John replied.
"Thank goodness, let's just hope I don't spill all my other jugs because your Paper Towel won't be able to handle that much fluid," Doug said.

"Doug, I just got out of the shower. Can you get me a Paper Towel?" John inquired.
Doug replied, " Do you just want one?"
"Of course, would you ever use more than one normal 100% cotton towel after bathing?" John said.

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paper pusher

any bureaucratic worker, usually one who works at a public partition.

I hate those paper pushers working at the city hall.

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Jesus on paper

When you draw a kick ass manga with yo niggas

aww shit remember that comic we posted on Deviantart that shit was jesus on paper

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Paper Whore

A person who is constantly giving out paper from their notebook to every person in class

Joe: "Hey Sam, can I have some paper?"

Matt: "Yeah, me too!"
Sam: "Dammit...I'm such a paper whore!"

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sleeping papers

During school, you crumple up a few papers and place them in the back of your binder, then open your binder to the front, place your head on the paper, and you have an extremely comfortable pillow. These papers are usually old and unnecessary for the rest of the year.

"Use that old sheet for some sleeping papers! Itll give you a good sleep during english"

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paper work

the act of wiping your ass

"after i drop the kids off at the pool, i have to stop by the office and do some paper work"

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paper chaser

A Hustler; A guy/girl who wants money, And/or gets someone toget money from someone.

Yo homie I ain't playing with you man, no paper chaser is gonna hustle me man.

Verb.
Put him in set-up, 5pm we do some paper chasing.

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