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The act of giving or receiving felatio in a convertible vehicle doing a speed of 75mph or more on an open highway.
" My girl had mentioned she wanted to try Convertible Rooster this time to spice things up . "
a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.
I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.
Straight men at a lesbian bar
Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?
Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house
When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.
A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."
Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.
Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.
'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'
Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.