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A rat who barks at people and is scary
Summer shrek is a furry who like to bite people!
What doesn't Google Shrek mean?
Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given
Juicy green balls that grow on the luscious shrekulous trees. To consume these balls, you must suck out the green sweet juice, and swallow it gracefully.
They can commonly be found in Alabama and New York.
Person 1: “You wanna go to McDonald’s?”
Person 2: “Nah, ima suck some shrek balls”
Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman
Looking up to shrek as a God (or goddess)
"Hey, shrek is love"
The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it
Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual