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When a girl has really long vagina lips croutches over her man and dips it in his mouth while he's sleeping.
Man #1 : dude I woke up to the most disgusting thing ever last night... Breanne decided to wake me up by hanging her pussy lips in my mouth and for some reason they were very long...
Man #2 bro you got The Beef dip last night (points and laughs) hahaha that's so fucking funny.
A woman who will take it in ANY ORPHUS!!! Any day, any time, anywhere.
Tim and his buddies were sitting around chatting, when I heard them say "Damn, Stacy is a total BEEF BARN!! I cant believe she fucked us all in the same day!!!!"
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To sprinkle beef ramen flavored packet on your penis and have your partner jerk you off until the semen mixes thoroughly with the powder so it becomes a fine mixture. Then you and your partner swallow it.
I was too poor for condoms so me and my partner were beef jerking instead.
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1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible
Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"
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While engaging in sexual activity with a partner,
call numerous males over to include in the sexual act.
Causing an overwhelming amount of male genetalia in one
location. The copious amount of male genetalia compared to female genetalia would result in an "onslaught" type of situation.
"Last night Jonny surprised me by inviting his friends over. I was definately satisfied with the beef onslaught i recieved."
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To get rid of any past beef or drama that went down between two people and to get onto good terms with, typically used between an ex-SO
I saw my ex last night and we squashed beef so we are cool now.
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A person (party A) who puts another person's (party B) penis into party A's mouth.
Note that party B may not always be a willing participant in the beef blowing from party A. This is known as a "descrete beef blow."
If there is a specified verbal or expressley written contract between party A (the beef blower) and party B (the beef blowee) then the beef blow shall be considered consentual and therefore be a standard beef blow.
I hooked up with Kate last night, she's a total beef blower.
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