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A Blake Southgate is an abundant female name in Papa New Guinea and Uganda. Once born they are sold off around the world as sex slaves. In continents, Asia and Oceania they will undergo a sex change operation due to popular demand in these parts. They are available for hire but you have to know someone in the business to get one.
Although most you will find have an education and therefore are only available on weekends and holidays. You can rarely buy one permanently but if you are a previous buyer you will be giving time and location for some secret auctions where you can buy them permanently. If you know a Blake Southgate and they disappear or are unavailable on weekends, you know what's happening. Their but holes are as busy as a test toilet at a plunger factory.
I once hired a ''Blake Southgate" he was very average, decent at best. But another time I travelled to Europe to see how good the girls were and she gave me a great rim job. I would recommend getting a girl but that's just my opinion.
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(n.) An emblem of Blake Griffin's silhouette, shone into the night sky, alerting Blake Griffin that his team is in trouble and needs him to save the game.
(n.) alternate: A silhouetted emblem of the number 32, shone into the night sky, alerting Blake Griffin that his team is in trouble and needs him to save the game.
With only 45 seconds left in the 4th quarter, and the Clippers down by 8, the mayor of Los Angeles finally had no choice but to flash the Blake Signal.
Blake Griffin was carted off on a stretcher in the 1st quarter, but just after halftime, Staples Center erupted with cheers as the Blake Signal was flashed, and Griffin came jogging through the tunnel and back onto the court.
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A kickass vampire slayer from the Laurell K. Hamilton books. She dates a vamp... but that doesn't mean that she can't kill 'em! Sleeps with a stuffed penguin and a Browning handgun. Works for Animators Inc. and the Police.
"She's kickass!"
"She sleeps with what she kills."
"Shuttup."
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A country singer, that has been nominated for six Grammys!
Hey man, did you go to that Blake Shelton concert? That jawn was lit!
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Kaiden Blake was one of the original scene kings years back but left the internet for a long period of time. He came back and was recently recruited by Clint Catalyst (another scene king) to the Renegades Of Style with people like Audrey Kitching and Linda Strawberry. He used to write on myspace and his blogs would go to #1. He has music written and recorded by him floating around on the internet and has become a popular search on both google and youtube. He talks to all the other scene kings (Clint, Matthew Lush, Alex Evans, Chris Crocker, etc) and models as well. His hair changes more times than some people change underwear but the crazy fangirls love him for it.
SceneGirl: OMG! Did u see the new Kaiden Blake pic?
SceneBoy: no where do i get it?
SceneGirl: Google it!
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A retarded Barbarian that chops off the fingers of innocent boys for pleasure. On certain days can release a rancid aroma of ass known to kill small mexicans. Usually seen with a small caveman (scientific name: yennius neanderthalus). Some recent sightings have included another creature that is quick to pass judgement on every living organism within a five meter radius. (known as: abbottimus hippopotamus).
Blake Taylor likes to molest small cavemen.
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