Boats & [Hoes]

Obviously a boat full of hoes! included in the movie step brothers

Il do you in the bottom while your drinking sangrea, natchos and lemon heads on my dads boat, you wont sink becuase my dick can float! Boats & hoes

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Night Boat

A slang term for the police.

"Uh-Oh, better watch out for the Night Boat"

"Don't do that here, the place is crawling with Night Boat"

"Night Boat, the crime fighting boat!"

"Oh man, you got Night Boated"

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Boat Dad

A North American WASP male who is usually over 35, has money to burn and owns a boat. You can tell him by his delightful pleated khakis, collared golf shirt and casual penny loafers or slightly worn dockers shoes. A Boat Dad is often found on or near a wharf, dock, boat or bar overlooking a harbor. He doesn't necessarily have to be a real father and usually is eager to buy strong drinks for much younger women.

Oh my god Debby, did you see that Boat Dad all the way to the right of the bar? He totally tried to buy me a cosmo. What a creep!

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drive the boat

Instead of saying “get ontop” or “can i ride You” during sex refer to it as “driving the boat. Getting ontop of his big dick like it’s the size of a boat

Hey babe let me drive the boat! ;)

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Tuna Boat

1. A vehicle containing one or more hot pieces of female ass. You want to hit all of them.

2. A man's hog. This is a euphemistic definition deriving from the fact that after hammering on a woman's kitty, a man's penis can have a fragrance reminiscent of dead tuna fish.

Dave: "Hey, look at that carload full of poontang!"
Chester: "Yeah, that's a real tuna boat!"

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fail boat

A term you use when someone fails or does something wrong, implying in a joking way that it was really bad or that it went wrong because they were stupid.

It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.

If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".

If someone or something has failed or is on its way to failure then you would say:

"All aboard the Fail Boat!"

or

"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"

If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.

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Rowing the boat

Masturbating two other males at the same time, normally by a female.

- Maaaan! don't get in the spa!
- Why?!
- We were in the spa totally outta of it, when Tash stated rowing the boat with me and Johno... and we weren't complaining! Just don't get in, ok?

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