Cat

A pussy slang for Vagina

man i fuckin rallied her cat last night, it was meowing at me and everything.

I think i just blew it in you cat.

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Cats

A Demon sent by Satan himself whose entire task is to kill of all human life

AGHHHHGHH The cats trying to murder me!!!

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Cats

The main ingredient of Filipino siopao.

Did you know? Be careful if eating siopao off the street, maybe its made out of cats! I had a pet cat and it disappeared! Magbe its Siopao now

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cat

an endangered species in Asia

White Guy: What are you having for lunch?
Asian Guy: Cat

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Cats

Fucking demons from Hell. They are sent down to earth to make Humans love them, but then eat them when the humans sleep. But some are sent down from the Gods that save all humans from depression.

Annie: I need some cats
Zoe: There's some in a nearby shelter
Annie: OK! *annie goes to pet shelter*

Annie: I'd like that black one!
Pet Shelter PErson: That one comes with a terrible price!!
Annie: 7000 dollars? Oh who cares I need one!
Pet Shelter: No, he was sent form Satan-

Annie: Bye! *gives penny*

*LATAER THE CAT EATS ANNIE

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cat

A person who is "cat" is a pussy, chicken etc

man 1: just jump off the cliff already
man 2: no im scared
man 1: ohh your so cat, i knew you wouldnt jump.

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cats

retarded crack dealers that think they're cool

look at those retarded cats

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