catch spaghetti

the threat of physical harm

you touch my cupcake and you're gonna catch spaghetti

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catching strays

Being hit by a stray bullet

Niggas outchea in the hood catching strays.

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Catch up

This is when a sporting event ends and they start catching you up on what had happen during the game.

After the game i watched the post game catch up.

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catch this work

A signal used to inform a female that she may have her way with your penis, scrotum, etc.

Justin : Damn, she could catch this work.
Mike : Most definitely.
Joe : Ay MA, you wanna catch this work?

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Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

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To catch A predator

A show where poor people get tricked into traveling miles to see a fake kid they met online so they can discuss candy and unicorns and eat nachos while the adult discusses the dangers of online chatting. Then a monster named Chris Hansen comes and picks on the people trying to help the kids and then the police come and arrest the people for no reason.

I felt so bad for that guy after watching To Catch a Predator.

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catch the gay

The act of a a ni🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈a doing some hella gay shit.

Holy shit I think Esam is about to catch the gay, the ni🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈a was sucking Benny’s dick in the bathroom.

9👍 9👎