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this is what happens if you don't wash your penis after anal sex.
Alonzo nailed Ebony in the ass, and didn't clean up. Now he has a chocolate dipped cone.
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When a couple, typically a male and female, get together for sexy time, but one whips out a massive orange traffic cone. Shoving the end into an ass gape, the partner with it in their ass will receive all the vomit, piss, shit, the one injecting it in will give. They proceed to shit it all out on their partner's ass.
Darrel: Say bud, you didn't see my traffic cone around here, did ya?
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...
Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.
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* a gag or joke.
when you replace the contents of a regular snow cone with poo. and then recover the top with whip cream and a cherry.
* an act of revenge on a mean person with
ice cream.(hmm hmm good)
I gave joe and bobby a stinky snow cone after they tea bagged me last week.
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When a man masturbates in a cone chaped object, often an orange road cone, and ejaculates in it. The woman then licks it up, like a snow cone.
Hey, did you hear Steve gave Erica a Rochester Snow Cone?
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When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman and cums in her ass and she then licks his penis head clean
His mom begged me to give her a Pakistani snow cone
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when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them
Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right
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A maneuver which is performed when making passionate love to a female snowboarder or skier. Just as you reach orgasm, you slam her (Snowboard or Ski) helmet on her head, lift the visor and ejaculate copious amounts of semen into her helmet. You then must slam the visor shut and vigorously shake her head about, plastering her with semen. Then you remove the helmet, leaving a white frosted coating on her head, resembling the top of a snow cone. Inspired by some fine ass 2010 Winter Olympian Skiers.
Skeez: Yo I'm going to Vancouver to watch the Winter Olympics.
Bates: Oh shit, last time I went to the Winter Olympics, I stuck my chode in like 3 sluts helmets. I was serving more snow cones than a carnival.
Skeez: I must partake.
Bates: Nothing like a administering a Vancouver Snow Cone my friend. Nothing at all.
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