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Another derogatory phrase to describe a gay man. Most older gay men have a look about their face that resembles a person who has just smelled a freshly batch of cookies. A sort of smug, satisfied look on their face that accompanies twinkly eyes and pursed lips that barely crack a smile.
Hag: Oh, look! There's Stephen. Is he gay?
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
A cookie filled with large amounts of horse semen generally created in an ass bakery. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player). World of Warcraft, Runescape, and VRChat are now filled with people asking others if they want a Qwonk cookie!
Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie?
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
raspberry cookie is an absolute girlboss in cookie run kingdom!!!
"hey have you heard of raspberry cookie?"
"ofc i did, shes a girlboss"
Tight fitting bra combined with a form fitting shirt highlighting back fat.
Image hot cookies sinking into the rack while cooling.
Hey man, check out that cookie rack
The chunks of mucus that you cough up when you have a chest cold.
Dude, hold up, I gotta spit out these lung cookies i've been baking!
The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)
My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.
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Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.
Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!
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