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If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence
Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff
Boob: aw shit man did it taste good
Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
A Term to describe a dry Vagina.
Guy 1: Ohhh yeah she was all for it.
Guy 2: Oh wow you luck guy!
Guy 1: Oh I know! But she had a really pink desert which was depressing.
Guy 2: Oh, that ruined it then
A man desert is a community where female residents have limited access to quality men.
Northeast Ohio is a man desert. Becky and her friends have been unable to find quality men in this underserved area. Becky is considering moving to Chicago where there is an abundance of ambition and attractive men.
Desert Hills is a town in Arizona otherwise known as Northern Phoenix. it is horse country filled with a bunch of rodeo people. when you walkoutside it smells like horses. it is no where for a amazing artist ,and i would NEVER suggest anyone live here it is about 5 miles from anthem.
Bob- hey bill where are you moving again?
Bill- with my cowboy uncle who lives in the middle of nowhere with his horses. it is some little town named desert hills
Bob- that sucks i would hate to live there
Note to be confused with : " desert slut " or " legal Nevada prostitute ". These two words have very little relation to what desert whore means.
Basically a woman that has gone homeless in the middle of the dessert, that is trying anyway to get money to survive, rather it be being begging to pass by drivers, or by soliciting sex for money from pass by drivers.
*Somewhere on the road in death valey two people are in the car*
Person 1: Hey slow down, I think I see a very worn out tired looking woman asking for a ride.
Driver : Sure
*After slowing down*
Driver: Hi, are you asking for a ride?
Woman: Oh .. no thank you, I was asking do you have some spare change? If not, I am willing to have sex with you for $10.
*Driver rolls window back up with out responding, and speeds off*
Driver: That's why they say never to never stop for someone in the middle of the dessert. They are either a serial killer or a desert whore.
Person 1: Oh... Well I learned something new today.
Foreskins of circumcised people.
An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?
2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.