Luke Disease

Luke Disease is belittlement of the penis, erectile dysfunction, gayness and general rtardness. There is no known cure for this, sufferers are too rtarded and gay to accept a cure.
Known sufferers: Luke

Jole: "OMG, That My Rtarded friend was acting all gay today, and in the changing room, I saw his cock, it was the size of a PEA. He told me he had erectile dysfunction O_O"

DAVID: "OMFGZ, HE HAZ LUKE DISEASE!"

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Greg's Disease

A serious non stop case of the shits, usually occuring from 1-3 days. Also known as irratible bowel syndrome

Man i been stuck on the crapper for the last two days shitting my brains out. Dam Greg's Disease

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vaginal disease

a disease of the vagina

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Valentine's Disease

Also known as Cupid's Arm, Valentine's Disease is a malformation of the penis, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. While there can be complications in urination and ejaculation, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oral sex while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. This act is known as a Valentine's Kiss.

When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.

Valentine's Disease. It gives me an extra inch.

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fishskin disease

see harlequin fetus.

Fishskin disease most probably will haunt your dreams.

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Sex Disease

1) What I got after I got done slamming Paris Hilton.
2) What really makes Dove's cry.

1)
<Paris> Don't tell your girlfreind we slept together.
<Me> What do you mean don't tell my girlfriend I cheated on her?
<Me> She'll find out when I give her Gonorrea!
<Paris> That's hot!

2) Boy George really made dove's cry... Giving them all those sex diseases...

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ligmaballs disease

this is a very bad disease but there is only one cure its by me doing your mom

im sorry but you have ligmaballs disease

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