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When you have gas that is inside your body but doesnt want to come out. Some what like being constipated but instead of stool its gas.
"I ate those boiled eggs earlier today and now i have trapped gas."
During a running workout farts are released with each step
I had stepping gas for almost a half mile today!
A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions. 2-Pentene is a bastard gas.
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Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.
Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
A board game played by Hitler Youth kids in the days of Nazi Germany. The object of the game is to send as many non-Aryans to the gas chamber as you can.
Did you know that kids in Germany used to play Gas Who?
A particularly noxious fart - 'a meal in itself', named from the Cornish (UK) meaty delicacy.
Someone's dropped a gas-pasty in here
A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money
She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )