to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid
that fag is a sock glove
Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine
Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?
Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
an exclamatory term of pride
A:bro my lad left us B:LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!!!!
glove, or gloving. a term for lesbians when they say “bro” or “dude” in a romantic way, but the other person doesn’t realize.
i just called my crush dude, how do i let her know that i’m gay? did i just glove myself?
A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.
I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.
To partake in brachioproctic insertion whilst additionally inserting an erect phallus and masturbating until climax within the rectum.
This girl was gaping so widely that I could fit both my dick and fist in there. By the time I was done with her, her ass was a mangled, cum-oozing mess. I wore her like a filthy power-glove.