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Jam the ham

The act of female masturbation or sex

"Think Sarah's jamming the ham in there" "Gonna jam the ham tonight with Sarah"

by DaddyChungus October 28, 2019


Ham Heater

A gambling term for someone that has a record of losing consistently but then starts winning a few games in a short period of time

That guy lost money for the past 104 days, but has won several times in the past week! He’s on a real Ham Heater!

by Somebody8827 July 30, 2020


Ham Meat

a vagina lookin like an arby's sandwich.

She took off her pants, and her pussy looked like ham meat.

by dingohunter February 13, 2009


Moist Ham

A hot, sweaty asshole.

Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.

That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.

She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020


Stretched Ham

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.

Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018


ham-fisting

the act of repairing things with little knowledge on the proper way of doing it. Similar to back yard mechanic but with the incentive to improve performance or resale value of the object being repaired

Did you see Nathan and Nick ham-fisting that ramp? I will probably break when they try to jump off of it.

by huck&shred March 8, 2013

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ham sammich

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!

by John Godwin February 7, 2013

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