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A beautiful girl around 5’9 who has very long legs.Usually taller than everyone, and always recieves compliments. Very attractive and elegant, guys are always in love with tall girls.
Usually very in shape and have long hair. Also usually not very flexible. Some have large feet and hands while others have dainty ones.
Tall girls make perfect models, dancers, actresses, and performers because of their gorgeous presence.
Many people often envy these tall girls and make fun of their height to compensate. Dear Tall Girls, you’re PERFECT and so lucky to be tall! Girls would do anything to be your height.
jim: damn that guy’s gf is such a tall girl
jay: wow shes beautiful. wish i was dating a tall girl
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A local Hawaiian girl with light brown/blondish hair. Local girls with blond ends from the ocean/sun. Cannot be used for Haoles
Do you have highlights ? Nah I'm naturally an ehu girl
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Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI Agents
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I’m fine : she’s not fine
It’s whatever : definitely a big deal
Leave me alone : comfort her (unless she seems legitimately mad) in that case give her a little space
I love you : say it back to her idiot
I’m cold : give her your sweatshirt/jacket
Heyyy : she’s interested
It’s ok : not ok dude not ok never do it again
I look so ugly : COMPLIMENT HER AND SAY SHE’S NOT
I’m fat : COMLIMENT THE SHIT OUTTA HER
I don’t want to : STAWP she doesn’t want to... Give up my dude
*texts you alot* : respond asap she likes you brother
*ignores you* : give her some attention we love it
*smiles everytime you make eyecontact* : go get your girl
Ps. Say “beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, perfect, cute” NOT “thicc, sexy”
Her: I love you
Him: I love you too
Her: I’m so ugly
Him: No your not...don’t put yourself down like that...i think your beautiful
(Bam! Girl language decoded)
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The greatest song of all time. Thank you Kim Namjoon for making this song.
Person one:IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY LIKE YOU NEVER EVER FELT BEFORE!
Person two:What are you listening to?
Person one:Expensive Girl.
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Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics
A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?
A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…
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A female with voluptuous breasts, a pear-shaped gluteus-maximus and/or any other favorable qualities that would suggest high fertility. A deeky girl is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A deeky girl is mainly just an attractive female who appreciates men who are responsible with money and work around the clock in a financially-related career.
Durag Burton: Hey man, that girl is pretty hot--dare I say a ~deeky girl~
Deeks: Fuck off *turns away and continues speaking on the phone to who knows* whispers "no one decides who a deeky girl is besides me" under his breath