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league of legends

sounds like one of those cool rpg games right??

your wrong because its overloaded with neckbeards who are 500+ pounds and sit in their mothers basement who instantly get an erection when seeing a woman that has no interest in them and never will. they are also extremely toxic and most likely a simp for a woman who plays the game. they haven't seen the day of light and plus they haven't touched grass in 10 years. these low iq motherfuckers like to disrespect their mother and like to suck dick because playing league of legends instantly makes you gay. to add to the list they also have really poor hygiene and poor grooming which makes them smell like a room filled with shit everywhere.

watch out for these fuckers, also you can scare them away with weights and healthy food.

“hey do you play league of legends?”
yes i do”
“lets suck eachothers dick because were so gay

by perrseephone April 23, 2022

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Apex Legends

A new trend ing game former fortnite players have latched on to. Most of these players are hypocrites as most of them now insult fortnite although they have played it for over a year just to follow the new trend.

They like to consider themselves “hot” or “sexy” to try get rid of the former label as gay virgins for life they had when they played fortnite. This this pitiful attempt to make people think higher of them is a perfect display of their low self-esteem and will eventually fade as well as the trend when the same people will start insulting the game they played until the day before.

Essentially it is the NEW game played by sweaty gay virgins who have no life.

A: Hey bruh do you wanna play fortnite?
B: No bruh, I played it up to 5 months ago but it’s become gay and stupid now. What about playing apex legends instead?

by Somebody with a working brain June 3, 2020

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skinny legend

someone cool that u stan

gabe: wow tapas! you're a real skinny legend
tapas: wow! neato burrito!

by leechboy October 28, 2018

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John Legend

Another, more humourous way, of saying legend

'Hey bro, you got any spare tickets to the game?'
'Already got you one'
'John Legend!'

by Funkmaster 77 October 6, 2011

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skinny legend

a skinny legend is someone who skipped their last 5 meals and is living on that one sip off coffee from their friends starbucks order from 2 days ago.

e.g "wow did you see Beca today? She truly is a skinny legend

by a skinny sister June 14, 2018

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The Legend of Anuj

The story of a young chubby Indian boy (yes a chubby Indian boy) on his journey of discovering his personal sexuality. He is a big baller with a large honker ( nose, not penis, he has a micropenis) he enchants all types of life with his large nose. They can't help but let him mate and birth his seed. His most famous lovers were Alina princess of Mission Hills, Franco Rosevelt (long lost brother of Eleanor Rosevelt), and the kingdom's donkey. The legend goes that he has to find a queen for his kingdom, but he doesn't know who? Should he marry princess Alina, princess Franco (he classifies as a female), or the kingdoms donkey? The legend of Anuj is a tear-jerking story of a man's struggles between being straight, gay, or fucking a donkey.

My love life is as complicated as The Legend of Anuj.

In English class, we learned about The Legend of Anuj.

Thank god I don't have the same dilemma as Anuj in The Legend of Anuj.

by butthurtTIMMY123456789 October 9, 2019

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Apex Legends

a game that will soon stomp on Fortnite and then will die of ligma due to Fortntie adding naked calamity skins and other THICC skins

Apex Legends can suck my 3 butt cheeks if they become betterthen Fortnite

by Ohhh Crap February 21, 2019

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