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between a woman’s legs, her vagina.
He wants a piece of this magic conch !!
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Extreme amounts of luck that allow an unskilled person to win a contest against a highly skilled person. Although bitch magic can also occur between people of similar skill levels. Also considered luck.
Alberto Contador's bitch magic caused Andy Schleck's chain to fall off during the 2010 Tour de France.
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Having AIDS, but with little or no affect on one's health- like Magic Johnson. This is the exact opposite of Eazy AIDS.
Didn't Conor get AIDS after he banged his way through Zambia?
Yeah, but he only has Magic AIDS now. He's going back this summer.
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Me and my guy played in our magical sandbox last night.. it was amazing.
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Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots
Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.
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1) using spells or psychic abilities to manipulate the powers of the universe to serve your own interests. Frowned on by most people since sometimes involves hurting somebody else or you will get you wanted but it will come true in a way you didn't expect or have bad consequences that come with it
2) A fancy brand of chocolate
3) A brand of "smokeable incense", along with "Spice", "K2", or "Happy Hour". These blends are now illegal in most civilized places.
4) old school Slayer song
5) great sex with a handsome black man
1) Stacey tried a black magic spell her grandmother showed her and several weeks later the girl who was bullying her was killed in a brutal car accident
2) I got my girlfriend a box of Black Magic, she better give me some later.
3) One hit of that black magic and I feel very weird
4) Slayer played their song "Black Magic" and the crowd went apeshit
5) While most white boys were okay in bed, the only thing that could truly satasfy Katie was some of Shemar's black magic
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U.S. Democrat presidential candidate Barak Obama who is partly African-American and has virtually no career history in politics. White voters like him because he is non-threatening and supporting an African-American for president assuages guilt over slavery, segregation and other racist policies of the past. Black civil-rights activists claim he isn't "black enough."
"Barak the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
the L.A. Times called him that
'cause he's black but not authentically..."
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