hover mother

An obnoxiously overprotective mother

A desperately codependent mother who tries to tie her kids to her apron strings no matter what their ages.

I am 16 years old but I'm not allowed to date because of my hover mother.

I can't come to the concert because of my hover mother

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mother in law

the picture of your wife in the not so remote future

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mother focker

Barbra Streisand is one, because she plays Gaylord Focker's (Ben Stiller) mom Roz in "Meet the Fockers".

Ooohhh, La Streisand! What a mother focker!

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Mother Goosing

When you take a ice cold alcoholic beverage from the fridge, and it is to cold to drink, so you have to sit on the alcoholic beverage (Between the gouch) until it has reach the proper temperature to be consumed.

Erik was mother goosing his beer while he drank his other beer.

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Mother Fucker

One that has sexual intercourse with mothers. Also known as a MILF Hunter. Some take it as an insult, while some take it as a compliment. One of the most popular of swears in the english language.

Hey, get the fuck off that goat, you sick Mother Fucker!"

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mother fuckemy

The Study of mother fuckers

In my mother fuckemy book I have recorded that mother fuckers are gay

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polish mother

often times confused with jewish mother,
polish mothers are very loving and round in shape, many times have a high voice, and have sons that like video games,

that polish mother is definatly not a milf, but she can make delicious cookies

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