mouse patato

A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.

Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato till his wang had blisters.

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mouse arrest

The state of being stuck at your computer, to answer endless emails for example.

Sorry I missed lunch; work had me under mouse arrest.

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mouse-sensitive

graphical user interface whose use depends on the availability of a pointing device.

Graphical mouse-sensitive applications are generally more intuitive and easy to use than text-based terminal applications.

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Poo Mouse

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom therefore the poo mouse

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Playboy mouse

Any young girl under the age of 18 that dreams of being a playboy bunny.

"When I grow up, I want to date Hugh Hefner! I've got the perfect body for it. I just need a boob job..."

"Cindy, you sound like a Playboy mouse!"

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tit mouse

A mouse with gigantic tits. A mouse is a small, brown, furry rodent - this type has a large pair of human breasts on it's chest (think Pamela Anderson meets Mrs Frisby).

Look at the rack on that tit mouse.

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mouse off

or mau5 off: the act of masturbating to, near, or while listening to the electro music sensation deadmau5. Also known as mau5turbating or beating the mau5.

Joel: Yeah dude, I just finished my new dub5tep song, did you hear it?

Tommy Lee: Yeah dude, It made me mouse off. Shit was so cash
Joel: Awh man, Suck it, Noob.

Tommy Lee: Whats a noob?

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