Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.

Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"

Plush Pony

A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.

When a girl with a bush sits on your face.

A girl rubbing her pubic hair on your face.

"I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony."

I'll let her give me a Plush Pony any day!

1👍 1👎

Drop a pony

To defaecate, take a dump, release the beast, drop the kids off at the pool etc etc

I'm just going to go and drop a pony, Gary

first pony

1. when you ride that dick for the first time
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair

definition one
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah

definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!

pepperoni pony

a fat pepperoni sized dick

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to

toxic pony

Reverse cowgirl but for pegging

“We tried the toxic pony last night… it was AMAZING”

pony proud

proud about insignificant achievements

After he finished cutting the lawn, the man was so pony proud.