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Originating in Woodstock, Cape Town, South Africa, skommel as already defined, means in this case to masturbate and a Russian skommel is therefore a tit-fuck, or tit-wank.
A chick needs big tits to give you a good Russian skommel
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A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.
I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she gave me a Russian Job! It was amazing!
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When a male shoots his jizz on the outermost part of the girls anal hole. After this is done the girl simply farts to make the jizz look like a "Russian Windstorm"
Sally gave great anal but she killed the mood when she got her Russian Windstorm on me.
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The extremely disgusting sexual position where the male is just about to ejaculate, but all the while proceeds to shit all over his partner and himself. Usually it is because of failure to contain bowel movements during sexual excitement.
Joe: Man, I ate too many of those burritos you gave me last night and got diarrhea. The Russian Oilspill I did while i was f-ing that girl was horrible.
Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.
Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-
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Form of male masturbation, where the male puts his arm around the back of his leg and grabs his cock, and 'kicks' with his leg in order to move the arm to jack himself off.
a) Night guys, Im going to get out the family album and have a wank, my arm is a bit sore, so I might go with the Russian Strangler tonight.
b) Oy Sexton, check out this totally sweet new masturbating position I discovered, Im calling it the Russian Strangler
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An activity or game involving two or more people swinging their fists aimlessly at eachother in a dark room with no lights.
"Dude, evil Elliot got his ass kicked by crazy Connor in Russian Punchalette"
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Vodka. Mostly used for Smirnoff. Initials are RL and are usually initialled on the bottle to distinguish from normal water.
(pouring vodka into water bottles) Oh yeah, russian love...
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