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An annoying city in Southern California just Northwest of Santa Barbara and south of San Luis Obispo. Extremely Conservative political views, lots of Mexican immigrants and a very high level of poverty and computer incompetence. Also has an annoying level of traffic downtown.
Nice otherwise, though.
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A kick ass town surrounded by lame ass poser towns like watsonville and scotts valley. Well known for weed, meth, surfing, slutty bitches and Charasmatic motherfuckers such as my self. Killer place to live but totally uninviting towards marks from out of town such as watsonville.
"Hey man lets kick it in Santa Cruz tonight!" Naw man I heard they beat up on gay, raver, pretty boy, poser, uncharismatic watsonville trash such as ourselves...lets go to Eders house in watson and dance in front of a mirror with glow sticks, bump trance music,wax our eyebrows, and fuck each other in the asshole watson style!! "Orale sounds cherry Bro!!"
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During sexual intercourse the giver sits on a chair, the reciever then sits upon the giver's penile object (penis, strap-on, ect) Often accompanied by asking eachother what they want for Christmas, Hanukkah, ect.
i taught your mom how to do it santa style
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The best city in Bolivia. Also known as Santa Cruz de la Sierra. Beautiful landscapes, cheap alcohol, hot weather and the most beautiful women. Full of culture, dance, night life, people from all over the world. Lots of spanish colony history, old spanish churches, art, musicians, etc. The best food in the fucking world. The best fucking place on earth to have fun.
Pariente, ¡Bienvenido a Santa Cruz de la Sierra!
Santa Cruz kicks ass.
¡Viva Santa Cruz, Autonomia carajo!
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Sounds like paradise but only if your visiting... trust me it gets boring after a while.
guy 1: hey is santa barbara fun? i hear it's like paradise
guy 2: come here only for vacation. or else you'll find yourself in Santa Boring.
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Urban Santa is like normal santa but more ghetto. he would say things such as lololololol rather than hohoho.
Normal Santa: "Hohoho"
Urban Santa : "lololololol"
See the difference?
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When you have a lot of weed and you don't want to smoke it in any usual way, you throw lot of weed in your fireplace, while your mate is up, on the roof and he's getting one fucking hot shot right from the chimney.
Pete: Hey, mate where´s Kevin?
Dave (while throwing the weed into fireplace, grinning): He´s on the roof getting santa claused right now.
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