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A Jira second is defined as roughly 10 seconds longer than what you usually would expect.
A: "I did press Save, but nothing happens."
B: "Just wait for a Jira second to"
An enlightened state where an adult returns to childhood. Hard to achieve but it can be done.
I’m gonna have a second childhood no matter what you say or think!
The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.
Did you have fun at the nerdbang?
Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.
Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.
Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
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French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭
A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.
The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.