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An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."
Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."
Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.
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Tight shirts worn by women which causes people to stare at their boobs.
I'm failing class because I'm too distracted by the teacher's tit shirts.
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A girl who wears a giant T-shirt after sex to hide the dried cum all over her body.
Did you see that shirt girl at David's house?
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Any clothing that is dirty and you wear when working with anything that has grease. It is also any shirt that you have to wash many times to get it wearable.
Parent: "Are you washing your work shirt again?"
Kid: "Yes why?"
Parent: "Because the water and electricity bill shot up $500!"
Kid starts running.
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A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.
Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.
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A person that wears a Shirt with a Dragon on it!
A person that wears a shirt with a dragon on it and is in a group with all other people that wear a shirt with a dragon on it. There for they are Referred to as Dragon shirts.
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T-shirt: also know to women as a "catcher". This is a shirt often used by women after intercourse with their man at bedtime. The T-shirt is placed between the legs (usually from bikini line to butt crack). It works well and is better than sitting on the toilet "dripping" for 20 minutes after a long day.
"Baby, hand me your T-shirt and get me an after sex smoke."
opposite: Nanny's Wipes
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