the game that bored people play on msn; i.e. you have a normal conversation, someone puts a :D or :) once, and then the other person puts a :D or :); whoever puts a (sn) first, wins.
Apple: Hello
Helen: Hello, want to play the happy snail game?
Apple: Okay!
Helen: How are you?
Apple: I'm fine.. :D
Helen: Me too :D
Helen: (sn)
*few seconds later*
Apple: (sn)
Apple: Dammit! You *ALWAYS* win this game..
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dump on a girls chest then T.F. her boobies
I was throat jousting my woman and it turned into a snail ride.
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Similar to Snail Butter : The greasy slime left on a seat or panties, from a female occupants vagina snatch
The snatch is where the snail butter comes from.
Gross, did you see the wet stain left in her panties from her buttery snail snatch?
Nothing like some delicious buttery snail snatch on my dick.
The time of day between 11pm and 3am
Common on social media.
Used to explain anger.
Person 1: Fuck a nigga named Nate
Person 2: Why is you so mad?
Person 1: cuz Mad Snail hours๐ก๐
The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.
Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!
When you drag your penis back and forth over a sleeping women's mouth then ejecatulate from her mouth and over her tits without waking her. When she wakes up she will have a dried snail trail from her mouth to her tits.
Mother fucking sneaky river snail.
I sneaky river snailed all over her last night.
a trail left on the foil after freebasing oxy or black tar
my snail trail is longer than yours.
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