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Stories created when a writer doesn't have any good ideas, but wants to write a story anyways. Usually the writer hopes, that even if it doesn't make sense to him/her, there will be readers who will find ways of analyzing and making it make sense in their lives.
noun
Reader one: Can you believe the depth to that story about the penguin?
Reader two: I'm pretty sure that was all just story drool. It meant nothing.
Verb
You have no idea what you're talking about, you're just story drooling.
To decorate a story, that loosely skirts round the truth, with lies in order to make it more interesting.
"Hey did you hear about the waitress that drugged and then stole cash and watches from a group of men?"
"Na Borsey story... "
A song about ducks. The first one is the best.
Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.
"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.
When your crush finds out you like him/her, so you make a big story of why it isn't true.
Your friend: Didn't he find out you like him?
You: Yea, but I just told him my cover story instead. He doesn't know anymore.
When a person hypes up a story to be really good but ends up being one of the most lame stories ever told.
okay guys I have a really funny Ozzie story evryone in class was reading but I wasnt lol.
The favorite story of a twitch streamer who brags about blowing a guy that year
New people need to know the 1992 story