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A song about ducks. The first one is the best.
Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
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Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.
"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.
When your crush finds out you like him/her, so you make a big story of why it isn't true.
Your friend: Didn't he find out you like him?
You: Yea, but I just told him my cover story instead. He doesn't know anymore.
When a person hypes up a story to be really good but ends up being one of the most lame stories ever told.
okay guys I have a really funny Ozzie story evryone in class was reading but I wasnt lol.
The favorite story of a twitch streamer who brags about blowing a guy that year
New people need to know the 1992 story
A fictional story that the author believes to be true.
Joe: Did you hear about the time I ran out of gas going up a hill so I turned around and coasted down to a gas station.
Listener: That sounds like a Joe story to me.
Joe: Did you hear about the time I got pulled over by a cop speeding while drunk and he let me off by giving him a cigarette he saw on my dash?
Listener: Nice Joe Story.