Whitt Switch

Following a statement from Party A to Party B, a "Whitt switch" refers to a
retort from Party B to Party A in which Party B changes a word or phrase
from Party A's statement, but considers the latter statement to be original.

When the bill arrives at an expensive restaurant, Party A turns to
Party B and says "Don't you owe me for lunch last week when I paid for your
meal at the Palmetto Pig?"

{Everyone laughs}

Party B retorts, "Don't you owe me from that day I bought you lunch at
Wendy's?"

{Silence}

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switch hitting

When a man and a woman and another man all have sex at the same time. Woman on bottom, then man 1 penetrates her, then man 2 penetrates him. Think of it as an open faced man-sandwich.

"Daryl and his girlfriend, and their bi-curious man friend Curtis, were switch hitting last night."

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light switch

V. The act of pulling a girls tampon out before proceeding with sex.

"Dude this chick said we couldn't cause she was on her period. So I light switched that hoe and raw dogged her all night long."

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off switch

A man's testicles, so named because of the result of being hit in them.

We would have won the game, but our goalie was hit in his off switch.

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Bait and Switch

To start flirting and spending more time with a boy or girl just to get to know that person's friends more. Then, going out with one of that person's friends instead of the person him/herself.

I though John was really into me, but he just used me to hook up with my friend Kara. John just pulled the old Bait and Switch on me.

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switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

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Flip The Switch

a horrible 'ska' band from elk grove, california. these guys are all fat and super disgusting.

is that flip the switch? yeah, they're fucking gross.

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