Tea Bagged

tea bagging NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH CREAM

TEABAGGING IS THE PROCESS OF ONES TESTICALS PROUDLY HANGING 2CM FROM your girlfriends mouth. Whilst dipping your love spuds in her mout ask if she would like the teabag left in. I can tell you now Steve erwin does not recomend teabagging with an old croc

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sweet teaing

The act of siphoning McDonald's sweet tea by entering the establishment, ordering a sweet tea with no ice, and then pouring it into a funnel that drains into an empty two liter bottle concealed by a suitcase or backpack, then repeat with as many free refills as possible. Coined by Brian Berris of Wreckless Media Radio.

Brian: Oh, we were talking about me sweet teaing.
Greg: Oh, is that what it's called? It's like a new, progressive sport?
Brian: No, I say to my friends, "I gotta go tea off." They know what it means.

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urban tea

1) the practice of bringing a cup of tea from the house and drinking it on the go.
2) the kind of appreciation a tea drinker may have for corners of beauty or interest that exists within an urban environment; with the primary aim of making people more aware of their surroundings.
3) establishing calm within chaos.

1)

Jimi: Bob! do you fancy a spot of urban tea under that autumn tree?

2)

Jimi: ah man, i'm gunna be late and i've just made a cup of tea.

Bob: it's alright, why don't you just urban tea it?

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Tea Pot

Someone with a very short and stout penis,in refernce to the childhood song

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"

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Tea Leaves

Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.

Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Tea Cock

Using freshly made tea and your finger to draw a penis on a kitchen wall. The ultimate act of rebellion in a workplace.

Juan: Fancy a cuppa?
Rita: Sure, let's go make one.
Juan: And a tea cock!?
Rita: Yeeeeah!!!

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Tea Shades

Type of sunglasses worn by hip or groovy kids.

Dude, you don't need your tea shades, it's night time...

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