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- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley
Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.
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A "school" that was built on a swamp, and is infamous for times when the sewage backed up in to the kitchen. It is rumored that the school is held together by asbestos and the spit of rednecks.
The home of potheads, rednecks, fuglys, sluts, and the occasional semi-normal kid.
guy 1: "Hey man, what school you go to?"
guy 2: "Medomak Valley."
guy 1: "..Oh ...I'm sorry man."
guy 2: "Eh, it could be worse. I could be going to Georges Valley."
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When you gag a girl with a spoon, then proceed to eat their sick with said spoon.
Guy 1: “Bro, I am so hungry right now!”
Guy 2: “I know dude, I’d like to give her The Valley Girl right now.”
Guy 1: “That’s bussin’”
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A place in Egypt-the tourism capital of Africa.
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Worst fucking place in the world!! full of teachers who fail everyday to protect its students and people who do nothing but rip eachother to shreds. This place seriously needs to be fucking brunt to the ground with the people who love it so much stuck inside. It is the most horrid, fucked, god awful place ever.
"why didnt you stay there"
"it was so horrible, just like beaconhills valley"
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A town a little east of Sana Cruz CA, home of Scotts Valey High School and Police that don't have anything better to do than chase all the drugged up kids. there has been a lot of racial tension, which is ironic since its pretty much all white, besides some asians and a few mexicans.
Scotts Valley is sterotyped as being upper middle class/ upper class but it pretty much sucks there since there is nothing to do besides go to Santa Cruz, which is why people would rather live in Santa Cruz.
No matter what people from Santa Cruz say "scotts vallians" spend nearly as much time in santa cruz as they do, and have to drive just as far as people living on the outskirts.
There, is a pretty rad skatepark where tony hawk has been, so I guess thats ok. Its one of the biggest in Northern CA
Northern CA, have to drive through it to get to San Jose from Santa Cruz via Hwy 17
Those Scotts Valley Kids think they're so cool with their brand new cars and suck ass high school
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