A fatal virus caused by a person named Doris
Symptoms: Inclination to "I am Doris"
Cure: NONE
The people who are infected by The Doris Virus will say " Hi, I'm Doris
A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.
When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay
A vaginal infection 🤢
make sure you bring a condom you don’t wanna get el coochie virus
No... No...
Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."
Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.
"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the
J-Virus".
Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?
>.<
A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.
Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will
The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes
Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"