To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past
"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"
When one gets married in compton we want corn bread. Compton wedding cake
The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.
Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.
A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.
Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.