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A fine example of a massively swag human being. One whose sense of humor will leave you with a headache and a mild brain aneurism.
Zach Selves is a swaggit
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Zach Cregger is a comedian/actor/writer best known as part of the Whitest Kids U'Know comedy troupe, which was also a hilarious comedy-sketch show on Fuse that has since been canceled (those bitches). He is super funny and completely gorgeous, and while dating the unfairly hot chick who played Cora in Music and Lyrics (fuck you it's 2am and I have work tomorrow I'm fucking tired I'm NOT looking that shit up). After a fire/grill incident while on vacation, his junk was badly burned and is now marbled in color. Incredibly handsome and talented, he is a versatile actor and comedian, playing both male and female roles in WKUK sketches.
( While watching WKUK dvds) "Who's the sexy guy in drag that Sam just felt up?"
"Zach Cregger, pass the bowl."
"He's FINE."
"As fuck; they're all cute. Now seriously, pass the bowl."
"Hahaha, remember Sublime?"
"BOWL. NOW."
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Hey did anyone Else love Zach villa on AHS 1984?!
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When a guy named Zach, jacks off.
Can not be used for someone who is not named Zach.
Zach: I've been Zaching off in your shower while you were gone bro, its ok though, I finished in the drain.
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N. Having, or pertaining to being a spicy boy with the name of Zach.
V. A boy with the name of Zach being so spicy (zesty) that everyone who is around him, mouths water.
Girl 1- Oh man have you seen zach today??
Girl 2- Boy oh boy that boy is sure looking Zesty!
Girl 3- Oh how I love Zesty Zach
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The singles of the try guys, which just doesn't make sense. An extremely handsome, hilarious, and down to earth guy. Definitely the kind of guy you'd wine And done. Overall one of the most beautiful creatures walking the earth that we've been blessed with.
Person one: hey, do you see that really attractive guy over there with that beautiful chest hair?
Person two: oh my god! That's Zach Kornfeld!
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Single Af, He's a really sweet guy, knows how to make people laugh, He's really sweet, one of the try guys
Random person: Who's that guys from buzzfeed with the cute glasses?
Random person #2: That's Zach Kornfeld!
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