Mountain Biscuits

Any hunt-animal's testicles. Such as: Deer, Elk, Moose, etcetera.

Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.

dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

steam biscuit

Flatulence of a moist and semi-silent hissing variety, with uncanny room clearing potential.

Late at night as I suffered from insomnia and indigestion, I lifted my ass and relased a steam biscuit that woke my dog midsnore and sent her running to the other side of the room

14👍 3👎

Biscuit Nipple

a nipple that is large and looks like a biscuit lying on top of a breast

Allison, our favorite local stripper has biscuit nipples.

37👍 12👎

arse biscuit

Something drunk old irish priests say

Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"

321👍 145👎

jizz biscuits

Biscuits covered with jizz.

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.

45👍 15👎

biscuit launcher

one who farts in his or her work area and the smell carries throughout the office.

man in cube, "what stinks, my eyes are watering"

man in next cube, "it's that biscuit launcher in the cube by the fax machine"

man in cube, "we have to get rid of that guy"

13👍 2👎