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The length of time it takes for the human penis to grow one inch
Guy 1: "Man this line is taking forever!"
Guy 2: "Yeah its taking a dick year"
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Kids around 11-12 who think they're hard and think that they can swear at all the older years, they usually stay in a relationship for no longer than a month and the boy breaks up with the girl, the girl is like to her mates :
girl : my bf just broke up with me
mate : awh im so sorry he's a proper asshole innit
girl : yeah, i don't think i can be in a relationship again in a long time😢
Year 9s : eww Year 7s are so fucked up
*1 week later*
girl: i've got a new bf!!
mate : that's gr8
Year 9s : *rolls their eyes*
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Story of the year rok! They neva sed they were goth and they dont act lyk goth so why call them try hard goths? Unlyk Good charlotte who dress all punk an think they rok, soty just do wat they wanna do... and its awsum! Who cares if they talk abvout death a lot? I still think their lyrics are really good. And just because they r on MTV dusnt make them a mainstream shitty band. Im still the only 1 in my class who has herd of them but y dus that matta anyway. Trust me, if u wre in a band and got offered to b played on MTV I think u would accept! I saw them live at Taste of Chaos and they were mad and really no how 2 play! And for all those ppl that think they r just a shitty pop-punk/emo band go buy their new album "In wake of determination"!!!! Very different,... one of the best cd's I've eva listened to. "Is this my fate he asked them" is an amzing song!! The guitar at the start rocks!!!
Story of the year emo songs that r good:
Until the day I die, Abthem of our dying day, Swallow the knife, Sidewalks
Story of the year punk songs that r awsum:
And the hero will drown, we odn't care anymore, Is this my fate he asked them, Our time is now
There is heaps!! Go out and buy/download Page avenue and In wake of determination today!!
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A band that can't sing, unlike Muse
They have legions of fans who haven't heard REAL MUSIC.
"Have you heard Story of the year? They are fucking shit man."
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Something you wish you will never will see or even HEAR said.
Silk: DWO 1.90 will be up in a year.
NewPerson: A year?! Aw man, that's a long time
DWO-Oldbie: Alright, I'd rather watch paint dry.
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When a seemingly heavier person no longer refers to when an event took place using normal times, but instead makes this clear according to their weight at said time.
Person 1: "Dude, that concert was forever ago!"
Person 2: "Yeah, almost 20lbs ago..."
Person 1: "Since when do you talk in pound years?"
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Celebration of successful completion of and start of new calender year.
Though there's no significant reason behind this shit. I say why stop there, let's celebrate every month, every day, every minute and every fu8king second.
"Happy New Year"
Dude: Happy New Year bro
Bro: Happy New Year dude! How's party?
Dude: Party's sick bro. She's taking rest.
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