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The third date is generally considered the "sex date." It is the average number of dates until it is deemed proper and acceptable to have sex with a new mate; therefore, the Third Date Rule is the implementation of this theory.
I better go buy some new underwear and shave my legs; according to the Third Date Rule, I should get lucky tonight!
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1. A reference to the vagina of a female who is less fortunate in appearance (A.K.A. the tits and ass department) and/or is sexually starving to death (analogously to starving civilizations in Africa, Southeast Asia, etc.) The thought of entering the vagina of a third world cunt seems like the equivalence of living in a third world country.
2. Can refer to a female as a unit, as opposed to her third world cunt directly.
3. An insufferably unpleasant douchebag. A step up from the mundane derogatory "cunt" (Or step down, so to speak).
1. Daaaaamn! That girl is SO UGLY! I would hate to go near that third world cunt!
2. Person #1: Hey, look at that third world cunt over there.
Person #2: How? It's covered by her pants.
Person #1: No, no. I was referring to her as a unit, as opposed to her third world cunt directly.
Person #2: Oh haha. In that case, totally!
3. Person #1: Hi there, sir! I would like to share with you the wonderful world of being a Jehova's Witness.
Disturbed resident: OMG stop being such a third world cunt and coming to my house every time I have a party!!!
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the most boring street in west berwick. filled with old people and few children. yet, a few blocks away from la salle, the worst street in town. and seemingly the target of past vandalism.
Dude, you're boring. You live on Third Avenue
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The highest ranking ever. Not the first; not the second; the THIRD skull!
"Oh, that American Idol singer was great! I give her the third skull on that song."
Also, can be used like this: "I love you to the third skull."
Also can be used to tell someone to piss off (say it with a lisp for the best effect), "Go! Just get out of here. Go to the third skull!"
One other thing, "The Third Skull be with you."
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When you jinx both parties that say the same word or phrase at the same time despite not saying that word or phrase yourself.
Neither of them can talk, they got the Third Party Jinx
When all the shit goes down on the third lap in Mario Kart. The kind of shit that drops you from 1st to 8th because someone got a blue shell and used it while you were in mid-air.
I almost got 1st in all 4 races, but some Third Lap Bullshit happened on Rainbow Road.
This is the best person ever. He has two siblings: sofa king and yeet mgeet. The parents are sasha s and kj apa. He will eventually become president and blow up the world while having sex with his gf
Wow looks at skeet mgeet the third! He's rly rocking those glo in the dark condoms.