shit through a tin horn

1. describing an extremely slow moving action

Ever since Uncle Otis had his hip operation, full speed for him is like shit through a tin horn.

The road construction up ahead is causing traffic to move like shit through a tin horn.

15👍 50👎

boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.

50👍 4👎

I could put a fist through that

A phrase used to agree with someone, say something is cool, or say a girl is attractive.

Hey dude wanna go boarding this weekend?

Reply: Yea I could put a fist through that.

Bro what do you think of the girl in the booth behind me.
Reply: Yea the blond one I could put a fist through that.

Have a baby through my ass.

Take a really big dump.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.

30👍 4👎

Walking through the door

Walking through the door is do copy someone else because you want to be safe instead of taking a risk.

I followed Max into the door because I knew if I didn't, Alexhole would lay a trap down for me.

8👍 191👎

Drinking a Red Bull through a straw

Being on the receiving end of a glory hole; sucking a dick through a hole in the wall

This guy from work likes drinking a Red Bull through a straw at the truck stop. He loves throating huge cocks.

10👍 1👎

Like Shit Through a Tin Horn

Phrase used to describe quick reckless actions, such as the fast spending of money.

We're spending money like shit through a tin horn.

52👍 16👎