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A phrase coined by Rollo Tomassi to describe form of mate guarding wherein a woman will deliberately attempt to make her husband or significant other physically unattractive to other women, by giving him more food, unhealthy food, or convincing him that he doesn't need to maintain is physique.
I think my girl is trying to lock me down bro. She knows I hate to waste food but, i've noticed she's been feeding me more carbs lately, y'know that extra scoop of rice on my plate.
Scoop N Scoot is an ice cream delivery service, soon to be on college campuses nationwide. The idea and original store became reality at Tufts University in Boston, where three students formed Scoop N Scoot LLC in the summer of 2012.
Johnny found the strength to retrieve his laptop, proceeded to www.scoopnscoot.com, and effortlessly ordered a few Scoop N Scoot sundaes for delivery.
from finland./When someone has a crooked asshole and shit sprays the back of the john with chocolate chips.
now i'll have to wait til i go home to shat cause some toilet terrorist left steamy chocolate scoops!!!
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Bodacious Tatas, Mommy Bags, Tits, breasts, boobies
oh yoozzz jusss jealusss of my luscious scoops of flesh you skank.
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A "hip twisting" penis thrust - both to the left or to the right - during sex - causing friction - thus ensuing in maximum pleasure - but resembling a "finger scoop" in the peanut butter jar. Very popular with old Italian guys, who at their age...still wanna "give it to their old lady the hard way".
Uncle Santo just "PEANUT BUTTER SCOOPED" the shit outta Aunt Rosie. Her "poo-kyock" is still smokin'. Madonna mi...she could barely walk.
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1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.
2) secret "operations" involving said sketchster
I was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when I realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which I chuckled maniacally.
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When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around
After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.
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