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A character from the poorly written 'Twilight' Series.
It would have been sp much better if James would have killed her..
bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.
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The main character in the 'Twilight' series. A girl who somehow has to choose between Beastiality and Necrophilia.
"Should I choose the furry, or the sparkly?" - Bella swan
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Bella swan is a stupid bitch who dosen't deserve Edward or Jacob. She also thinks that everyone loves her. Although she is the most retarded character in the Twilight series everyone wants to be her
look at bella Swan she's such a slut
bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore
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the most beautiful in the world meaning beautiful(bella), gift of life(ava) and also the name of the future princess of Costa Rica
Damn on a scale of 1 to 10 that girl is an Ava Bella!
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An obvious mary-sue with no personality who gets all the hot guys to fall in love with her, (e.g. Tyler) but ends up choosing mediocre, fairy, wait no, I meant edgy vampire, with "sparkly" skin, mind reading, extreme overrated speed. I think his speed was taken by the Flash. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, no I mean Cullen, she gets married to him in Breaking Dawn, are obvious mary-sues themselves. Why couldn't James just suck her blood out and kill her?
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan. DX
Twilight Hater: So you want to have the personality of nothingness and slight depression as it says so in the first book?
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Luna Bella develops and manufactures new-generation children for the elementary, junior, secondary and post-secondary evolutionary markets. Her innovative techniques are used to measure, monitor, protect and improve critical processes in the children she serves. Through her less-than disciplined anti-capitalist child development model, Luna has become a recognized leader in transitioning children to "people we want to hang out with in the future."
Some who have benefitted from the work of Luna Bella, have described her as the much-needed underground superhero of the Lower East Side. Though she may not leap buildings in a single bound, she performs many more subversive actions which help her community in innumerable ways.
Many have disputed this title, especially one we will call Dr. LP--arch nemesis to the heroic Luna Bella since their "eye-opening" first meeting when Luna was just a child. However, to back up our use of the word "superhero" we will examine briefly her qualifying defining factors: 1)Her Mission to Benefit Humanity: Luna Bella has worked her entire life with people in her community to impact positively their quality of life. 2)Superpowers: Though at one time not considered to be traditional "super powers," Luna's unwavering patience, understanding, and unconditional support--in the present, apathetic state of our society--can be considered as such. 3)An Identity Consisting of a Codename and a Costume: Though we, and the community at large, know her only as Luna Bella, it is believed that she has many other names. However, as their origins are in a strange, foreign tongue (yet to be discovered by linguists) they will be left out of this analysis. And, needless to say, her costume is something that everyone appreciates about her. It is part of her public identity. Her bright colors, sunglasses, and ever-changing hair color make her easy to spot and yet seemingly innocuous at the same time.
1) "Luna Bella, what would we ever do without you."
2) "Wow, Dr. LP is being truly awful today...I sure wish Luna Bella were here to save us."
3) "I don't know what my little Suzie would have done without Luna Bella in her life."
4) "Mom, look! Luna Bella taught me how to build a waterfall! Isn't she amazing?"
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Bella's foot is the most amazing thing any mortal with eyes can see. There is absolutely nothing more beautiful than her foot. This foot is proof that not all treasure is silver and gold. Nothing can compare to her foot, it's tied with everlasting glory. Her foot makes everything that used to be attractive look like trash and disgust. The stories of pirates and their hunger for treasure are all false, they were merely searching for a picture Bella's foot. When God made Bella's foot he cussed for the first time. God looked at his creation, turned to his angel buddy and said "Holy **** I'm good!" Her foot is music to the soul, the dazzling keys of an unblemished piano that is so desperately wanted to be played by millions. It's a marvelous symphony and a lovely composition. Nothing is more divine than Bella's foot, there is just nothing that can compare.
Person #1: Hey man you want to see a picture of Bella's foot on my phone?
Person #2: Yeah, sure. *looks at person 1's phone*
*dies immediately and is banished to oblivion because of how divine the foot is*