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cougar hands

Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.

Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.

by Da Burger March 23, 2014


Cougar Economy

A mature economy that still has asperations and the perception of achieving larger growth numbers similar to it's much younger and underdeveloped piers.

Man, the United States has really turned into a cougar economy after this last recession.

If we keep outsourcing our production and relying on the service industry we are going to be a major cougar economy.

by Chrupertr November 20, 2012


cougar rap

Rap cougars listen to. Cougar

Popular cougar rap artists include Will Smith and Puff Daddy, but any rap song that incites cougars to dance on bar tables might be considered cougar rap, depending on the bar, or how late it is.

by TO-GAR September 7, 2011


Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar

by Hookname December 4, 2020


Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

by Alert! May 10, 2014


Consensual Cougarism

When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.

Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt

by SnM1221:) August 29, 2017


Cougar Mountain

A middle school

Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain

by sparkles_unicorn_magic_littttt October 26, 2018