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The action of orgasming so hard that your semen solidifies. The orgasm feels as if passing a kidney stone, hence the term crumb Most of the time crumbing leaves cuts on the urethra, leading to major blood loss. Many people who have experienced crumbing, say that it made the orgasm better despite the major injury. In some cases you may be able to weaponize your penis and shoot your crumb at people to induce serious damage.
Billy: omfg I am about to crumb.
Bobby: Oh no, that’s very dangerous. I might be able to use that delicious, bloody crumb as seasoning for my food.
Billy: *crumbs*
Billy: Darn, my urethra is now bleeding due to my crumby orgasm.
Someone who is extremely small and therefore resembles a crumb, Mainly used in a negative and insulting manner and is a good nickname
"F*** off crumb"
"Come Cardiff with me and crumb"
Increments of $1000.00 dollars
I lost a crumb on that game last night
I blew 2 crumbs on that high end chick last week.
That asshole owes me 5 crumbs.
On the crumb - Being a gangster, standing on business, having heart in the streets.
He a bitch, he ducked the fade, he not on the crumb fo'real.
On/not on the crumb.
Is an anatomical dip in the area of the hand equidistant between the thumb and the index finger, but closer to the wrist, where one may, or may not perform the insufflation of Bread Burmps.
Hugo Ball emptied the remainder of his vial on his crumb crevasse, so he could burmp without using a bill
When your mate hooks up with a hot girl and her not so good looking friends are left alone for you to try and hook up with.
Dan hooked up with Charlize so I mopped up his pocket crumbs.
A person who when eating leaves copious amounts of food debris and crumbs on the table, chair, and surrounding floor.
Did you notice the mess that Dora left behind after she ate? She’s really turned into a crumb bum.