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1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!
Dang, I went to Betsy's house last night and she was really skimmin on the meat. Thank god she didn't have braces!
A person with a abnormally large head.
Person 1: Look at the guy with that Crimson Meat.
Person 2: I know I can feel the gravitational pull from here.
The folds of tissue at the opening of the vulva, also known as the labia. Colloquially this may also be known as a sausage wallet, tuna taco, penis penitentiary, etc.
Dude 1: Yo bro, I just ate your sister's meat crepe.
Dude 2: Did she make it with bacon or sausage this time?
Dude 1: Nah bruh, I'm talking about her labia.
Dude 2: That's nasty bro she's my sister, but way go man!
The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.
Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.
When two guys put their dicks into a Chinese Finger Trap.
Last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.
A baseball term for when someone gets tagged out at home plate, best used for dramatic effect. Made famous by former Fox Sports Net West news anchor Van Earl Wright.
1. "Blalock comes around third, trying to score, but he is MEAT at the dish."