oil change

when a girl has her period it is an oil change. out with the old bad old, in the with good clean oil.

Man, she's on her oil change again.

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Slidin' On Oil

(1)Feeling buzzed or stoned from a potent Marijuana high..(2) a song from American Hip Hop Artist Paul Wall, from his People's Champ Album.

"Slidin' on oil has me leaning to the side", good shit!

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oil drilling

While receiving fellatio from a woman, the man positions her in a horizontal position and crouches above her mouth. He inserts his manhood into her oral cavity and begins to thrust. When finished, the man ejaculates in her mouth, jumps up and screams black gold! He then sprints out of the room and never speaks to her again.

Justin caught me totally off guard last weekend when he decided it would be a good idea to start oil drilling me, and now he won't answer my phone calls.

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truffle oil

When you fuck a chick in the ass and then switch to the pussy and then piss while you fuck her. The liquid that comes out is truffle oil

Dude 1: I was pounding this chick's ass and when started to fuck the pussy, I had to piss but didn't want to pull ou.

Dude 2: EEEWWWW, truffle oil

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Oil Rig

To fill a small cylindrical bin to the top with tissues that have been used to wipe up ejaculatory fluid and no other items of rubbish are contained in the bin

My mum came in my room and saw my oil rig today

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Oil Prince

A indian man thats rich because of a oil rig.

That guy onlæy has girls cus he is an oil prince

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Toy-Oiling

Blow Job

She really knows how to give a good toy-oiling!

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