where I come from

Cliche phrase. Used as preface for one's remarks about the hardships of his or her life, ostensibly to add validity to the point that follows. Essentially any statement beginning with this phrase can be summarized as follows: "I have had a much harder life than you and hence you are in no position to argue with my point that (blah blah blah)."

"Where I come from, a nigga's rich if he can slang a 20 rock every week. So dontchoo be calling yoself PO', white boah!"

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Where the hell's this god of yours?

From Forest Gump. Said to someone who predicted or promised something that never quite showed up, as in the mountains of shrimp Forest prayed for. The implication is that it may show up yet, but you doubt it.

Robert: "You said it was supposed to be sunny today? Where the hell's this god of yours?"

John: "You gotta see this guitar player, man! He's like better than Jimmy Page!"
Tim (forty-five minutes later): "Where the hell's this god of yours?""

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shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.

Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.

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That's where your wrong kiddo

When someone says something that's wrong in your opinion so you shape your hands into pistols and click your fingers with comment of "that's where your wrong kiddo"

Theo: You can't watch ten episodes in one night

*shapes fingers into pistols*
Freya: that's where your wrong kiddo

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Dad where is my anus

It was the funniest video in vine so the kid say that when they do that to the dad on playground

An example:

Dad: there is Uranus right there you see it you see it
Kid: dad where is my anus

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where the red fern grows

Where a dog and a bitch die

I buried my dogs in where the red fern grows

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where the sun don't shine

Seattle, Washington - a city rumored to have limitless precipitation

The man had a few extra crates of umbrellas, so I told him to stick them where the sun don't shine.

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