turn wine into water

to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...

dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work

duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh

Frighten a pigeon with wine

used as an innuendo for dirty talk (in Hebrew), meaning- "You cannot use a dick to make threat on a whore".
means that when one is already well adjusted to harsh conditions , they cannot be used against him as a punishment or as means of intimidation and persuasion

person A says: "I heard they might give you the noisiest dorm room"
person B replies: "So what. You know, you don't frighten a pigeon with wine. In the last year my trailer was parked 10 feet from the railway"

catalina wine mixer

A Helicopter expo from the film 'Step Brothers'. Also known as the 'Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer'.

I bought 3 helicopters at the Catalina Wine Mixer!

Hobo's Wine Glass

20 oz. water bottle with the bottom cut out.

"Hey man, we're out of cups."
"No problem, here's a bottle, make a hobo's wine glass!"

Hold my wine

The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.

USA: We had a crazy election

France: Hold my wine.

white wine spritzer

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises

"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."

Wined, Dined and 69ed

This is a turn of phrase, if you will, for a way to get a prospective partner into a mutually agreeable sexual position. By feeding the partner wine/booze and food, they will become content and hopefully aroused enough to allow the other person’s mouth to become engaged on their genitals. And said alcohol will also allow for one’s own mouth to become engaged in the other person’s genital at the same time, creating a position resembling the number “69”.

The first time i met this hoe, we wined, dined and 69ed, then i left the bitch that same night. Good times.