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quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich
dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!
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Hoping that a word will have inappropriate meaning when looked up on Urban dictionary.
"I wonder what eating a dirty tomato of parrot will be..."
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a females blood ridden, copper stenched, dried up, flakey vagina when she is menstruating.
"last night when my chick came round we totally fucked all night, but by morning that bitch started her period and didn't tell me and she actually made me fuck her tomato tumble dryer!"
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Usually found in the over 40's woman who has spent way too much time sunbathing nude and or pole dancing. Their vj or vagina as it is commonly called becomes old and resembles that of the sun dried tomato.
Man I love to fuck an older woman's sun dried tomato
Did you see the old vagina on that woman? Oh that thing, it's just her sun dried tomato
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A sexual term for when a guy performs anal sex on a female and blood appears around her asshole
Oh gurl, this guy did a nasty tomato burger on me last night
When you aren't sure if you should listen to the criticisms and opinions of the professional few (critics, analysts and your teachers) or the unprofessional many (fans, peers and the general public).
The ole' Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma: should I listen to the critics who know what they're talking about and have learned advice, or the crowd of people that like what I've made warts and all?
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Named after Thomas Mccain, it is the act of slathering and battering your balls in Prego sauce.
It is also known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge
Jim: I’m feeling rather ballsy today.
John: Feeling a little ballsy, aren’t we? Crap that jar of Prego sauce. I believe it is time to attempt The Tomato Mccain Challenge, otherwise known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge