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The hour after school when every guy goes to the gym.
Seems to be tool hour at Cardinal, look at all the douchebags.
Let's go find a slam piece at Cardinal, before tool hour starts.
the worst of all the "tools"
since a tool is better than a toolbox, and a toolshed is worse than a toolbox then a tool store is the worst of all of them
Man that Kevin is really a tool store!
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A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.
Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"
Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."
Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"
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A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Tool Stool.
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Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed.
Carson Daly became even more stupid that he passed tool shed status and became a tool factory.
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A sharp tool is someone who has a knack for something, is a smooth operator, and can make things happen. They may or may not also be a bit of a knob.
If you are called a sharp tool, you should be initially flattered when the word 'sharp' is said, then more uneasy following the word 'tool'.
If you are confused, you should examine the identity of the poerson who said it. If they resemble a pirate, you should probably not take offense.
The Wicksta nailed that analysis, and then he stole my lunch... he's a sharp tool.