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A cougar that is so old that she is now extinct.
Ladonna tried to trade her husband in for a younger version but she had unknowingly become a sabre tooth tiger.
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When you tie one end of a piece of string too your balls and the other too a door knob then have someone slam the door.
I'm tired of having kids i mit just get a Taiwanese tooth pull.
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When a string is tied around a man's testicles, and the other end is tied to a door handle. The door is then slammed shut. It has been rumored to be a form torture in Guantanamo Bay.
Chad: Dude, why is Kurt talking with such a high voice?
Tucker: Dude, he got a Tijuana Tooth Pull at the Frat house last night. It was so chill.
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The tooth that the tooth fairy pays triple for.
This is my last tooth. It's also my money tooth. EXTRA MONEY !!
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(Or simply, 'pasting') is the act in which a person puts toothpaste on the body, generally the nipples, so that it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The main ingredient causing the high is not understood, but it is an opioid derivative. This drug can easily pass through the thin skin on the nipple.
"Hey, why does it look like you're lactating?"
"I just went Tooth-pasting!"
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The act of tying ones scrotom to one end of a string and attaching the other end to an open door, then the door is forcefully shut causing potential permanent damage to the receiver's balls.
My nuts hurt so bad after that Tijuanan Tooth Pull.
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The act of tying ones scrotom to one end of a string and attaching the other end to an open door, then the door is forcefully shut causing potential permanent damage to the receiver's balls.
"my nuts hurt so bad after that Tiajuanan Tooth Pull."
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