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A form of confirmation that is impossible to say non-sarcastically.
Person A: "Hey man, did you like that movie?"
Person 2: "oh sure totally."
When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself
There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead
An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.
"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."
To impregnate a kangaroo
"Aww, that f**king moron total-e-do"
To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…
Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.
to stimulate ones ass with toys, fingers, tongue, penis, or any other foreign object grabbed in a time of passion and being fully stimulated to the fullest
i had some awesome total ass play last night
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A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.
"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".
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