midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on

"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"

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Touching Cloth

When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.

you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww

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you touched it

A saying created by a fat pedofile dyke that is equivalent to finger banged.

Old Dyke: "Liar!! you touched it last time!"

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Pocket Touching

When someone comes up to you and slips their hand into your back pocket and scoops your ass.

Matt kept pocket touching Selinay.

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Tongue touch

Using your tongue to get a quick taste of something.

Hey man, I see you got that new ice cream flavor! Can I have a tongue touch?

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touch bellys

An act where two guys get hard and see who's penis touches whoever's belly first, hence touch bellys

Hey Scott, wanna touch bellys to see whos got a bigger dick?

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inappropriate touching

Inappropriate touching:
Invasive groping

Inappropriate touching:
I felt it was invasive groping and I felt upset

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